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"World weary jet-setting oil-executive, on trip to Baku Azerbaijan, makes discrete enquiries with barman in Space Shuttle Nite Spot and hooks up with 'twins' for night of sleazy sordidness. Bizarrely, in the morning they give him a refund. Our hero is unsure whether its an insult or a compliment" - Mark Engelbert, Perth

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"Plonker" - Roy Indrasenan, Sheffield

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"You've seen the new bond but creating a quite a stir himself is the new head of SMERSH, James Neo, the modern man's villian, look out 007 your days may are numbered. Ladies can I get a, "meeoow!" " - Robin Golding, Cape Town

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"What?" exclaimed James as he reached Gold Fingers piano bar, exhausted after another day on Her Majesty's Service but wearing his favourite 'Philip Treacy'. "Only White Russians and no Pussy Galore?!" - Emily Pullar, Edinburgh

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(Photo taken at a recent client dinner at Pinewood Studios, on the James Bond film set)