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How many players can say they have scored a hat-trick in professional football?

How many players can say they have scored a hat-trick in the Premiership?

How many players can say they have scored a hat-trick in the Premiership against Arsenal?

How many players can say they have scored a hat-trick in the Premiership against Arsenal, on the day the new American owners of the club are in town to watch the team?

Peter Crouch is an extraordinary and sublime footballer.

Right foot, header, left foot. Perfect hat-trick.

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Crouch is 6ft 7", but "route-one" football is nowhere to be found. As Mourinho says, "Rafa is not stupid".