Career advice from David Brent

"Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do."

"Remember that age and treachery will always triumph over youth and ability."

"When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, - How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"

"If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a
fork and imagine him in jail."

"Process and Procedure are the last hiding place of people without the
wit and wisdom to do their job properly."

"Set out to leave the first vapour trail in the blue-sky scenario."

"Put the key of despair into the lock of apathy. Turn the knob of
mediocrity slowly and open the gates of despondency - welcome to a day
in the average office."