Quotes for the week

"They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job"
- Brian Clough

"If you're not sure what to do with the ball, just pop it in the net, and we'll discuss your options afterwards"
- Bill Shankly (to Ian St John)

"If I had listened to what customers wanted, I'd have just given them a faster horse" - Henry Ford

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"Wrong, it's your mother who should have"

- Bill Shankly to Ray Clemence (who told him "I should have kept my legs shut", after letting in a fluke goal through his legs)